Jagmarith, Demon champion of the Blood Wars, is not a festive person.

He certainly is not a fan of humans or their ridiculous holidays. And is most definitely not fake boyfriend material.

Unfortunately, his feelings are not taken into consideration when he’s summoned by ancient magic in the human realm.

Not only is Jagmarith stolen from his home in Hell, but now is at the mercy of a bumbling, adorable human named Ethan, who has accidentally bound Jagmarith to himself.

If only it was as simple as killing the idiot, but magic rarely works that way.

Now Jagmarith, Demon champion of the Blood Wars, has to go be a festive person at a holiday party posing at Ethan’s new boyfriend.

He is not pleased.